The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she pinky promised me she was 18
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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