i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Randomize
