Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
