All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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