I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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