im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
3 2 1 whiskey
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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