Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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