just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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