does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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