I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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