When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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