Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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