my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
