Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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