like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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