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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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