Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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