drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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