did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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