i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
