How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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