The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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