We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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