No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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