i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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