If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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