So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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