at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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