Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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