did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She's like a pop up book from hell.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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