the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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