my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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