Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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