If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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