Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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