Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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