Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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