I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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