these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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