none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm at about main and main street
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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