fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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