Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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