Who did Billy Mays play for?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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