I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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