Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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