Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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