like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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