is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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