Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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