At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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